Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's no justice in this world. \ | | | -- Frank Costello, on the prosecution | | of "Lucky" Luciano by | | | | New York district attorney Thomas Dewey | | after Luciano had | | | | saved Dewey from assassination by Dutch | | Schultz (by ordering | | | \ the assassination of Schultz instead) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;