Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Techical solutions are not a matter of \ | voting. Two legislations in the US | | states almost decided that the value of | | Pi be 3.14, exactly. Popular vote does | | not make for a correct solution. | | | \ -- Manoj Srivastava / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;