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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Let's say your wedding ring falls into  \
| your toaster, and when you stick your   |
| hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain |
| and Suffering as well as Mental         |
| Anguish. You would sue:                 |
|                                         |
| * The toaster manufacturer, for failure |
| to include, in the instructions         |
|                                         |
| section that says you should never      |
| never never ever stick you hand         |
|                                         |
| into the toaster, the statement "Not    |
| even if your wedding ring falls         |
|                                         |
| in there".                              |
|                                         |
| * The store where you bought the        |
| toaster, for selling it to an obvious   |
|                                         |
| cretin like yourself.                   |
|                                         |
| * Union Carbide Corporation, which is   |
| not directly responsible in this        |
|                                         |
| case, but which is feeling so guilty    |
| that it would probably send you         |
|                                         |
| a large cash settlement anyway.         |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;