Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What I Did During My Fall Semester On \ | the first day of my fall semester, I | | got up. Then I went to the library to | | find a thesis topic. Then I hung out in | | front of the Dover. | | | | On the second day of my fall semester, | | I got up. Then I went to the library to | | find a thesis topic. Then I hung out in | | front of the Dover. | | | | On the third day of my fall semester, I | | got up. Then I went to the library to | | find a thesis topic. I found a thesis | | topic: | | | | How to keep people from hanging out in | | front of the Dover. | | | | -- Sister Mary Elephant, "Student | \ Statement for Black Friday" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;