Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all \ | you ever do. | | | | Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: | | She is right! I think I had better | | think | | | | of the more important things in life! | | | | (pause) | | | \ Tomorrow!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;