Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once upon this midnight incoherent, \ | While you pondered sentient and | | crystalline, Over many a broken and | | subordinate Volume of gnarly lore, | | While I pestered, nearly singing, | | Sudddenly there came a hewing, As of | | someone profusely skulking, Skulking at | \ my chamber door. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;