Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. \ | | | -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1 | | | | Here is a letter, read it at your | | leisure. | | | | -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" | | 5,1 | | | | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data | | Structures", V4.4, when | | | \ referring to I/O system services.] / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;