Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. \ | Fully clothed, I might add. | | | | -- IBM employee, testifying in | \ California State Supreme Court / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;