Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes \ | | | Did logzerneg the ifthen block All | | kludgy were the function flows | | | | And subroutines adhoc. | | | | Beware the runtime-bug my friend | | | | squrooneg, the false goto Beware the | | infiniteloop | | | | And shun the inprectoo. | | | | -- "OUTCONERR," to the scheme of | \ "Jabberwocky" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;