Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / God help the troubadour who tries to be \ | a star. The more that you try to find | | success, the more that you will fail. | | | | -- Phil Ochs, on the Second System | \ Effect / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;