Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN \ | MALES | | | | SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The | | Hacker (homo computatis) Plumage: | | | | All clothes have a slightly crumpled | | look as though they came off the | | | | top of the laundry basket. Style varies | | with status. Hacker managers | | | | wear gray polyester slacks, pink or | | pastel shirts with wide collars, | | | | and paisley ties; staff wears | | cinched-up baggy corduroy pants, white | | | | or blue shirts with button-down | | collars, and penholder in pocket. | | | | Both managers and staff wear running | | shoes to work, and a black | | | \ plastic digital watch with calculator. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;