Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Real computer scientists admire ADA for \ | its overwhelming aesthetic value but | | they find it difficult to actually | | program in it, as it is much too large | | to implement. Most computer scientists | | don't notice this because they are | | still arguing over what else to add to | \ ADA. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;