Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / What do you have when you have six \ | lawyers buried up to their necks in | \ sand? Not enough sand. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;