Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Hey, I had to let awk be better at \ | *something*... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1991Nov7.200504.25280@netlabs.com>1 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;