Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Why I Can't Go Out With You: \ | | | I'd LOVE to, but ... | | | | -- I have to floss my cat. | | | | -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. | | | | -- I need to spend more time with my | | blender. | | | | -- it wouldn't be fair to the other | | Beautiful People. | | | | -- it's my night to pet the | | dog/ferret/goldfish. | | | | -- I'm going downtown to try on some | | gloves. | | | | -- I have to check the freshness dates | | on my dairy products. | | | | -- I'm going down to the bakery to | | watch the buns rise. | | | | -- I have an appointment with a cuticle | | specialist. | | | | -- I have some really hard words to | | look up. | | | | -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly | | Rutabaga meeting. | | | | -- I promised to help a friend fold | \ road maps. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;