Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / It's not Camelot, but it's not \ | Cleveland, either. | | | \ -- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;