Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Other women cloy The appetites they \ | feed, but she makes hungry Where most | | she satisfies. | | | \ -- Antony and Cleopatra / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;