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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ When you are young, you enjoy a         \
| sustained illusion that sooner or later |
| something marvelous is going to happen, |
| that you are going to transcend your    |
| parents' limitations... At the same     |
| time, you feel sure that in all the     |
| wilderness of possibility; in all the   |
| forests of opinion, there is a vital    |
| something that can be known -- known    |
| and grasped. That we will eventually    |
| know it, and convert the whole mystery  |
| into a coherent narrative. So that then |
| one's true life -- the point of         |
| everything -- will emerge from the mist |
| into a pure light, into total           |
| comprehension. But it isn't like that   |
| at all. But if it isn't, where did the  |
| idea come from, to torture and unsettle |
| us?                                     |
|                                         |
\ -- Brian Aldiss, "Helliconia Summer"    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;