Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / An expert is a person who avoids the \ | small errors as he sweeps on to the | | grand fallacy. | | | \ -- Benjamin Stolberg / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;