Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Once a woman has given you her heart \ | you can never get rid of the rest of | | her. | | | \ -- Vanbrugh / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;