Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled \ | translations | | | | Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black | | Sea cruise liner: | | | | Helpsavering apparata in emergings | | behold many whistles! | | | | Associate the stringing apparata about | | the bosums and meet | | | | behind, flee then to the indifferent | | lifesaveringshippen | | | | obedicing the instructs of the vessel. | | | | On the door in a Belgrade hotel: | | | | Let us know about any unficiency as | | well as leaking on | | | | the service. Our utmost will improve | | it. | | | \ -- Colin Bowles / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;