Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I never expected to see the day when \ | girls would get sunburned in the places | | they do today. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;