Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I have seen farther than others, it \ | is because I was standing on the | | shoulders of giants. | | | | -- Isaac Newton | | | | In the sciences, we are now uniquely | | priviledged to sit side by side with | | the giants on whose shoulders we stand. | | | | -- Gerald Holton | | | | If I have not seen as far as others, it | | is because giants were standing on my | | shoulders. | | | | -- Hal Abelson | | | | Mathematicians stand on each other's | | shoulders. | | | | -- Gauss | | | | Mathemeticians stand on each other's | | shoulders while computer scientists | | stand on each other's toes. | | | | -- Richard Hamming | | | | It has been said that physicists stand | | on one another's shoulders. If this is | | the case, then programmers stand on one | | another's toes, and software engineers | | dig each other's graves. | | | \ -- Unknown / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;