Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / A woman without a man is like a fish \ | without a bicycle. Therefore, a man | | without a woman is like a bicycle | \ without a fish. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;