Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Every paper published in a respectable \ | journal should have a preface by the | | author stating why he is publishing the | | article, and what value he sees in it. | | I have no hope that this practice will | | ever be adopted. | | | \ -- Morris Kline / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;