Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You have been in Afghanistan, I \ | perceive." | | | | -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in | \ Scarlet" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;