Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Thus spake the master programmer: \ | | | "Though a program be but three lines | | long, someday it will have to | | | | be maintained." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;