Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / How many QA engineers does it take to \ | screw in a lightbulb? | | | | 3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I | \ told you so" when it doesn't work. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;