Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Upon the hearth the fire is red, \ | Beneath the roof there is a bed; But | | not yet weary are our feet, Still round | | the corner we may meet A sudden tree or | | standing stone That none have seen but | | we alone. Still round the corner there | | may wait | | | | Tree and flower and leaf and grass, A | | new road or a secret gate, | | | | Let them pass! Let them pass! And | | though we pass them by today | | | | Hill and water under sky, Tomorrow we | | may come this way | | | | Pass them by! Pass them by! And take | | the hidden paths that run | | | | Towards the Moon or to the Sun, Home is | | behind, the world ahead, Apple, thorn, | | and nut and sloe, And there are many | | paths to tread Let them go! Let them | | go! Through shadows to the edge of | | night, Sand and stone and pool and | | dell, Until the stars are all alight. | | Fare you well! Fare you well! Then | | world behind and home ahead, We'll | | wander back to home and bed. | | | | Mist and twilight, cloud and shade, | | | | Away shall fade! Away shall fade! | | | | Fire and lamp, and meat and bread, | | | | And then to bed! And then to bed! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;