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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Upon the hearth the fire is red,        \
| Beneath the roof there is a bed; But    |
| not yet weary are our feet, Still round |
| the corner we may meet A sudden tree or |
| standing stone That none have seen but  |
| we alone. Still round the corner there  |
| may wait                                |
|                                         |
| Tree and flower and leaf and grass, A   |
| new road or a secret gate,              |
|                                         |
| Let them pass! Let them pass! And       |
| though we pass them by today            |
|                                         |
| Hill and water under sky, Tomorrow we   |
| may come this way                       |
|                                         |
| Pass them by! Pass them by! And take    |
| the hidden paths that run               |
|                                         |
| Towards the Moon or to the Sun, Home is |
| behind, the world ahead, Apple, thorn,  |
| and nut and sloe, And there are many    |
| paths to tread Let them go! Let them    |
| go! Through shadows to the edge of      |
| night, Sand and stone and pool and      |
| dell, Until the stars are all alight.   |
| Fare you well! Fare you well! Then      |
| world behind and home ahead, We'll      |
| wander back to home and bed.            |
|                                         |
| Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,     |
|                                         |
| Away shall fade! Away shall fade!       |
|                                         |
| Fire and lamp, and meat and bread,      |
|                                         |
| And then to bed! And then to bed!       |
|                                         |
\ -- J. R. R. Tolkien                     /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;