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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ It was raining heavily, and the         \
| motorist had car trouble on a lonely    |
| country road. Anxious to find shelter   |
| for the night, he walked over to a      |
| farmhouse and knocked on the front      |
| door. No one responded. He could feel   |
| the water from the roof running down    |
| the back of his neck as he stood on the |
| stoop. The next time he knocked louder, |
| but still no answer. By now he was      |
| soaked to the skin. Desperately he      |
| pounded on the door. At last the head   |
| of a man appeared out of an upstairs    |
| window.                                 |
|                                         |
| "What do you want?" he asked gruffly.   |
|                                         |
| "My car broke down," said the traveler, |
| "and I want to know if you would let me |
| stay here for the night."               |
|                                         |
| "Sure," replied the man. "If you want   |
| to stay there all night, it's okay with |
\ me."                                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;