Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I needed the good will of the \ | legislature of four states. I formed | | the legislative bodies with my own | | money. I found that it was cheaper that | | way. | | | \ -- Jay Gould / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;