Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The world is moving so fast these days \ | that the man who says it can't be done | | is generally interrupted by someone | | doing it. | | | \ -- E. Hubbard / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;