Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Hawk, we're going to die." \ | | | "Never say die... and certainly never | | say we." | | | \ -- M*A*S*H / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;