Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It is through symbols that man \ | consciously or unconsciously lives, | | works and has his being. | | | \ -- Thomas Carlyle / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;