Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A fanatic is one who can't change his \ | mind and won't change the subject. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;