Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "A wizard cannot do everything; a fact \ | most magicians are reticent to admit, | | let alone discuss with prospective | | clients. Still, the fact remains that | | there are certain objects, and people, | | that are, for one reason or another, | | completely immune to any direct magical | | spell. It is for this group of beings | | that the magician learns the subtleties | | of using indirect spells. It also does | | no harm, in dealing with these matters, | | to carry a large club near your person | | at all times." | | | | -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume | \ VIII / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;