Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Experience teaches you that the man who \ | looks you straight in the eye, | | particularly if he adds a firm | | handshake, is hiding something. | | | \ -- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;