Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We've tried each spinning space mote \ | And reckoned its true worth: Take us | | back again to the homes of men On the | | cool, green hills of Earth. | | | | The arching sky is calling Spacemen | | back to their trade. All hands! | | Standby! Free falling! And the lights | | below us fade. Out ride the sons of | | Terra, Far drives the thundering jet, | | Up leaps the race of Earthmen, Out, | | far, and onward yet-- | | | | We pray for one last landing On the | | globe that gave us birth; Let us rest | | our eyes on the fleecy skies And the | | cool, green hills of Earth. | | | \ -- Robert A. Heinlein, 1941 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;