Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no reason for any individual \ | to have a computer in their home. | | | | -- Ken Olsen (President of Digital | | Equipment Corporation), | | | | Convention of the World Future Society, | \ in Boston, 1977 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;