Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Contentment \ | | | Health or reputation: which is held | | dearer? Health or possessions: which | | has more worth? Profit or loss: which | | is more troublesome? Great love incurs | | great expense, And great wealth incurs | | great fear, But contentment comes at no | | cost. For who knows when to stop Does | | not continue into danger, And so may | | long endure. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;