Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The two most common things in the \ | Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. | | | \ -- Harlan Ellison / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;