Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / First rule of public speaking. \ | | | First, tell 'em what you're goin' to | | tell 'em; | | | | then tell 'em; | | | \ then tell 'em what you've tole 'em. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;