Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How many months are we going to be \ | behind them [Redhat] with a glibc | | release?" | | | | -- Jim Pick, 8 months before Debian 2.0 | \ is finally released / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;