Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Reporters like Bill Greider from the \ | Washington Post and Him Naughton of the | | New York Times, for instance, had to | | file long, detailed, and relatively | | complex stories every day -- while my | | own deadline fell every two weeks -- | | but neither of them ever seemed in a | | hurry about getting their work done, | | and from time to time they would try to | | console me about the terrible pressure | | I always seemed to be laboring under. | | | | Any $100-an-hour psychiatrist could | | probably explain this problem to me, in | | thirteen or fourteen sessions, but I | | don't have time for that. No doubt it | | has something to do with a deep-seated | | personality defect, or maybe a kink in | | whatever blood vessel leads into the | | pineal gland... On the other hand, it | | might be something as simple & | | basically perverse as whatever instinct | | it is that causes a jackrabbit to wait | | until the last possible second to dart | | across the road in front of a speeding | | car. | | | | -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and | \ Loathing on the Campaign Trail" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;