Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You can take all the impact that \ | science considerations have on funding | | decisions at NASA, put them in the | | navel of a flea, and have room left | | over for a caraway seed and Tony | | Calio's heart. | | | \ -- F. Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;