Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Walters' Rule: \ | | | All airline flights depart from the | | gates most distant from | | | | the center of the terminal. Nobody ever | | had a reservation | | | \ on a plane that left Gate 1. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;