Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But you who live on dreams, you are \ | better pleased with the sophistical | | reasoning and frauds of talkers about | | great and uncertain matters than those | | who speak of certain and natural | | matters, not of such lofty nature. | | | | -- Leonardo Da Vinci, "The Codex on the | \ Flight of Birds" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;