Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Work Rule: Leave of Absence (for an \ | Operation): | | | | We are no longer allowing this | | practice. We wish to discourage any | | thoughts that you may not need all of | | whatever you have, and you should not | | consider having anything removed. We | | hired you as you are, and to have | | anything removed would certainly make | \ you less than we bargained for. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;