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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A man was kneeling by a grave in a      \
| cemetery, crying and praying very       |
| loudly,                                 |
|                                         |
| "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh |
| Why..eeeeee, why did you Di......eeee"  |
| The caretaker walks up, pardons himself |
| and asks politely,                      |
|                                         |
| "Excuse me, sir, but I've been seeing   |
| you for hours now, carrying on at this  |
| grave. You must have been very close to |
| the deceased."                          |
|                                         |
| "No, I never met him. Oh why....eeeee   |
| did you dieeeeee, why....eeeee did      |
| you.."                                  |
|                                         |
| "Sir, you say you never met this        |
| person, yet you carry on so? Tell, me   |
| who is buried here?"                    |
|                                         |
\ "My wife's first husband."              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;