Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man was kneeling by a grave in a \ | cemetery, crying and praying very | | loudly, | | | | "Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh | | Why..eeeeee, why did you Di......eeee" | | The caretaker walks up, pardons himself | | and asks politely, | | | | "Excuse me, sir, but I've been seeing | | you for hours now, carrying on at this | | grave. You must have been very close to | | the deceased." | | | | "No, I never met him. Oh why....eeeee | | did you dieeeeee, why....eeeee did | | you.." | | | | "Sir, you say you never met this | | person, yet you carry on so? Tell, me | | who is buried here?" | | | \ "My wife's first husband." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;