Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the realm of scientific observation, \ | luck is granted only to those who are | | prepared. | | | \ -- Louis Pasteur / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;